is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…
Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.
The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).
signal boost
DUDE
dude
dude
DUDE
i’d use it.
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
In Enchanted, the troll that attacks Giselle in the begining wears a loincloth that consists of remnants of the Disney princesses’ dresses; Snow White’s rags, Belle’s village dress, Aurora’s peasant dress, and Cinderella’s maid outfit. Also, his earrings are the shells from Ariel’s bra
OH. MY. GOD.
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS
